For some odd reason the contact form we used to have on this page - whilst aesthetically pleasing - didn't really work. We kept it around for a while simply because it looked nice, but people kept expecting it to actually deliver messages, so eventually it had to go. I guess we've all had colleagues like that.
Whilst a man with a beard looks at the code, scratches his head, and mumbles something along the lines of "I can't understand why it's not working...", may we humbly suggest dropping us a line via the ever reliable facebook or twitter? Just click the words.
Don't have a twitter or facebook account? Oh well.
(Pssst. We're not presently accepting new submissions from authors - sorry about that)